THE SITE

Not-Quite-Human.net has been around since about 2003. It’s the personal domain of yours truly, and serves no real purpose except to waste time and piss people off. Enjoy.

This layout is a theme downloaded from Wordpress Themes as I can’t be bothered creating my own at the moment.  However I have customised it so far as to put in my own header graphic which I created in Photoshop several months back.  Eventually, I will create my own theme for this blog.  (number 75 on my list of ‘things to do when I have time’)

THE WEBMISS

30. Mother of one, and with one on the way. Slogs away at work from 9-5 mon-fri, then comes home to whinge about ‘why can’t some one else in this house cook dinner for a bloody change?’ and ‘why am I the one expected to do all the housework all the bloody time?’ (These whinges fall on deaf ears, more often than not. But sometimes I am surprised. Like tonight, when man cooked dinner, and girl washed dishes, vacuumed and wiped down the benches. Though, girl was doing this mainly in effort to win back my affections after getting in trouble for texting late into the night, and in the hope that it would ensure her admittance to the pools this weekend.)

Has ‘one or two’ cats. *looks shifty eyed*